Vintage Tv Watcher Gifts

More really bad TV of the 80's (again)

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Joan Collins

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

In-flight entertainment

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Miami Vice

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

Nostalgiaville

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

"Still pretty liberal."

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."