Vintage Tv Admirer Gifts

Blood Donor Centre

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Your remote control, sire."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"It was her mothers"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

Computer Address Book.

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'