Vintage Tv Viewer Gifts

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Joan Hickson

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Joan Collins

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

In-flight entertainment

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Miami Vice

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Nostalgiaville

"Still pretty liberal."

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

Blood Donor Centre

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'