Vintage Law Enthusiast Gifts

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Man...You age great!'

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"I love these old decorations!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

You had me at vintage.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"