Ancient Laws Aficionado Gifts

"Are these, uh, copyrighted?"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Those Were The Days

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lady Justice.

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Two lawyers in a royal court

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,