Murphy's Law Aficionado Gifts

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady Justice.

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

Dumping The Death Penalty

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."