Murphy's Law Believer Gifts

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Police Cow!

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Big bumpers.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

Your karma will catch up with you!

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

"What are the odds of it happening again?"

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

Carlos conquers his fear of heights

Missing: Easter Eggs

"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."

Easter Bunny HQ. We'll need to add more staff this year --- They also want us to hide their nest eggs.

"If it pleases the court, the prosecution would like to pet the defendant, too."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

Exam Period

Well, honey... the good news is, the Easter bunny does really exist!'

'I see a tender, dark bruise coming your way...' (Balm readers)

"Cheer up, mate, it might never...oh, God!"

'Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!'

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."