"What are the odds of it happening again?"
Murphy's Law Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with those who see the humor in life's little disasters? Our collection for Murphy’s Law enthusiasts offers witty and playful items that embrace the chaos. Perfect for creative spirits who enjoy a good laugh at life's unpredictable moments, these gifts add a fun twist to everyday mishaps. From humorous home decor to clever apparel, find something that speaks to the quirky side of embracing life's surprises.
"You're fired."
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'
Barristers
Sue the Author 3PM
Planet of the Lawyers
"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."
"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"
'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'
Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'
"He belongs to a lawyer."
'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)
"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."
'Why is it always about me?'
'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'
Privatized Jails
"I think it's a subpoena!"
"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."
'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'
"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"
Newton's Law and Order.
"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"
'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'
"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."
Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.
"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."
'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'
Upholding the Law
Ignorance of the Law
'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'
Judge
"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."
Murphy's Law Buff Gifts Collection
Murphy's Law Buff Mugs
Discover our mug collection that celebrates Murphy’s Law with witty sayings and fun designs—perfect for those who laugh in the face of chaos.
Murphy's Law Buff Pillows
Check out our pillows featuring Murphy’s Law humor—bring a quirky, fun vibe to your living space with these entertaining designs.
Murphy's Law Buff Prints
Explore art prints inspired by Murphy's Law, perfect for adding a witty and creative touch to your home decor or workspace.
Murphy's Law Buff T-Shirts
Browse our Murphy’s Law t-shirts, blending humor and creativity to showcase your playful side—ideal for anyone who finds joy in life’s unpredictable moments.