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"What are the odds of it happening again?"

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Barristers

Sue the Author 3PM

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

'Why is it always about me?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Newton's Law and Order.

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Privatized Jails

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Upholding the Law

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Ignorance of the Law

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

Judge

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'