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'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'Never put off what you can do today, there may be a law against it tomorrow.'

'The court finds that committing this crime for the purpose of obtaining a good cup of coffee is perfectly understandable and therefore justified. Case dismissed!'

Attorneys in deep

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

"What are the odds of it happening again?"

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

Carlos conquers his fear of heights

"So do you want me to write it up as a murder or a community service?"

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

Exam Period

'Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!'

"Cheer up, mate, it might never...oh, God!"

"Let's have an instant replay of that brilliant maneuver by the defense counsel!"

'I thought I'd beaten the rap, and then they pulled Murphy's law on me!'

Stretching Sphinx

"This guy's a complete friggin' mystery."

Medieval king shakes pen, saying: 'Typical! It was working fine this morning.' The signing of Sod's Law.