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Medieval king shakes pen, saying: 'Typical! It was working fine this morning.' The signing of Sod's Law.

"Don't tell me. Let me guess. That was the only bulb you brought up here, right?"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Carlos conquers his fear of heights

"This person's status says they are all caught up on bills and are finally putting away money for a vacation...go give them some car trouble."

'I thought I'd beaten the rap, and then they pulled Murphy's law on me!'

Goodbye Cruel World.

Trial by Media

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

Arrest of La Tuta

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'I called them, and told them what you were going to do tomorrow! '

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

"What are the odds of it happening again?"

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

'Objection! Leading the witness in a game of peek-a-boo.'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

Idenity Parade.

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

"If it pleases the court, the prosecution would like to pet the defendant, too."