Vintage Law Buff Gifts

Policeman

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Barristers

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Planet of the Lawyers

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Violent Crime Statistics

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Lady Justice.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Ringo Starr

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"