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Policeman

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Barristers

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Sue the Author 3PM

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Planet of the Lawyers

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Violent Crime Statistics

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'