Outdated Law Buff Gifts

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

Barristers

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Why is it always about me?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Privatized Jails

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"I think it's a subpoena!"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Upholding the Law

Ignorance of the Law

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."

Judge