Ancient Times Aficionado Gifts

'We've got a personnel problem -- by the time they punch in, they're too tired to work.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Bacchus.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Here's the parking lot."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Sphinx Comes Alive

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.