Village Revamper Gifts

City Entertainment Complex.

Prize vegetables.

Country Bumpkin.

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

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"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Developers at small African village.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

The King's New Robes.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Entering Clogsted.

The Secret Service gets a new look.

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

"Very bold, but I'm not sure it makes you a risk-taker."

"Frankly, Mr. Sims, it's your resume. It's all 'me, me, me,' isn't it?"

'It would help if you updated your resume.'

'What made this particular applicant for the job stand out?' 'He applied for the job.'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."