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Russell Rebrand

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

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David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

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'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

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Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'