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The King's New Robes.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

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Radiant, yet flammable.

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

The Secret Service gets a new look.

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

Airport Cheerleader

'It would help if you updated your resume.'

'What made this particular applicant for the job stand out?' 'He applied for the job.'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

Federal Department of 'You Gotta Be Kidding!'

"Very bold, but I'm not sure it makes you a risk-taker."

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited, but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

Curate's dress sense

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'