Robe Refurbisher Gifts

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

WC problem.

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Rep-Tiles.

The King's New Robes.

Blake's Sealant.

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

The Moth Menace.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

New Power Shower.

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you, but...'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."