Robe Refurbisher T-Shirts

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

WC problem.

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

The King's New Robes.

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Rep-Tiles.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

F&E Shower and Tub Installers. You made a mistake installing my tub! What's your policy? We regrout the error.

It's my summer robe.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Blake's Sealant.

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

The Moth Menace.

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

New Power Shower.

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you, but...'