Style Revamper Pillows

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

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Bald Man Overcomb

Hairstyles

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Georgian head-dress

"If they fit, we can return them."