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The Secret Service gets a new look.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Mating rituals

"Underweird bras."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"How's it look back there?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

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"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

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Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

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