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The Secret Service gets a new look.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Mating rituals

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Underweird bras."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How's it look back there?"

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

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Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

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Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

Hospital gown pageant.

"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

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'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.