Village Revamper Pillows

City Entertainment Complex.

Prize vegetables.

Country Bumpkin.

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

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"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

Developers at small African village.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

The King's New Robes.

Russell Rebrand

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Entering Clogsted.

The Secret Service gets a new look.

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

"Very bold, but I'm not sure it makes you a risk-taker."

'It would help if you updated your resume.'

'What made this particular applicant for the job stand out?' 'He applied for the job.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."