Vintage Village Visitors Gifts

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Country Bumpkin.

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange