Vice Jester Gifts

Smoking in the Paradise.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Dog walking Human.

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

Never poke fun.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'