Veterinary Fan Gifts

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Wolf Karaoke

No littering...

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Yoyo sheep

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show