Vet Appointment Reminder Pillows

'Who's next?'

Dog wearing a cone

Cat Scan

Examination.

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'No need to shout.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'The vet will see, you know!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

Brush your teeth!

'Next please.'

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,