Vet Appointment Reminder Gifts

'Who's next?'

Dog wearing a cone

Cat Scan

Examination.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'No need to shout.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'The vet will see, you know!'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

She pulls to the left.

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

'Next please.'

Brush your teeth!

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

'What sort of mix is she?'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,