Vegetarian Wonder Gifts

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Macho Vegetarian

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Pumpkin Time!

Free salad bar.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Your life is in great danger...

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Free Range / Deranged

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"Butcher!"

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'