Vegetarian Wonder T-Shirts

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Macho Vegetarian

Pumpkin Time!

Free salad bar.

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Your life is in great danger...

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Free Range / Deranged

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"Butcher!"

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

'Alliance Against Red Meat'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.