Vampire Stories Gifts

The schizophrenic vampire.

'Sorry Pal. Strictly no reflections!'

'Foster. No..Don't open that blind!'

'There are some gentlemen here who say that they want to drink your blood - do I show them in?'

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

Claudette Melanson

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Astral Projection

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Get on with it!

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"