Vampire Narrators Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the eerie charm of vampire narrators? Our collection combines dark humor and clever design, ideal for those who love storytelling with a gothic twist. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find something to delight anyone captivated by the mysterious and supernatural.

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'You know better than to play with wooden stakes!'

'You know better than to play with wooden stakes!' mockup

'You know better than to play with wooden stakes!'

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Vlad the Impala

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Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup. mockup

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

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"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?" mockup

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart mockup

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

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"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?" mockup

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

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"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?" mockup

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

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"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!" mockup

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

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Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller. mockup

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

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"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !" mockup

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

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Death Styles of the Rich and Famous mockup

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

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Naming that Impala

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Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui mockup

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

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'And this is scraps.'

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First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

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'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.' mockup

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

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"Can any of us truly see ourselves?" mockup

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

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Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet. mockup

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

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'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!' mockup

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

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"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us." mockup

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

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Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm. mockup

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

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Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do... mockup

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

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Fresh Blood In Politics

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"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror" mockup

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

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"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..." mockup

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

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"You've been grinding your fangs." mockup

"You've been grinding your fangs."

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And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood? mockup

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

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'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.' mockup

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

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Vampires Into Stem Cells.

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Can't Count Dracula

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'Dracula's First Day of School.'

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Vampire Weekday

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Nosferatu-D2

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Vampire Narrators Gifts Collection

Vampire Narrators Mugs

Explore our collection of vampire narrator mugs—quirky, witty, and perfect for fans of gothic storytelling.

Vampire Narrators Pillows

Find pillows inspired by vampire narrators—blend comfort with gothic charm for a mysterious decor accent.

Vampire Narrators Prints

Decorate with prints featuring vampire narrators—bring gothic storytelling art into your home.

Vampire Narrators T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate vampire narrators—stylish and full of dark humor, great for gothic story lovers.