Vampire Jesters Gifts

'You mean Pennsylvania, not Transylvania, don't you, Igor?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'...I mean on the one hand you have a set of avaricious money and status obsessed paper shuffler...'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

Now that you're awake, pack up your stuff. -Your former boss.

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'We spent the night together after he uttered those 3 little words...'Shelter-In-Place.''

'I Love You *Conditions apply.'