Vanity Jester Gifts

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Toupee in a tin.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

"I had my wings done"

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Ears and Nostril Shampoo.

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

Man drying his toupee with hand dryer.

Bad Hair Year

"I warned him about sucking in his stomach so much."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"Mommy makeovers"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.