Vacationer Always Online Gifts

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Internet Cafe.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer Crimes

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Virtual Beach

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Hot Towel Web Service

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."