Vacationer Always Online Pillows

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Internet Cafe.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer Crimes

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Virtual Beach

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."