Union Employee Gifts

'Your request for paid leave to the training conference has hit him hard.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Time Out For Teddy

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

Someday

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Wildcats Strike.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."