Trade Union Worker Gifts

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Time Out For Teddy

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

The next fast train has gone.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Wildcats Strike.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'I found another pothole.'

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Labor-Management Non-Relations

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?