Trade Unionist Gifts

'Will work for union scale.'

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

Meaningful Negotiations?

'I've just been laid off. Is it too late to sign that union card you were telling me about?'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

Dyslexic Workers Union

'I was pro-union when I was a kid, and the teachers were on strike...'

' ... so, after the union won a 35 hour week I said, 'Why don't we now try for a zero hour work week.''

'Our best strategy for collective bargaining is to send our biggest guy.'

Socialist worker bee

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

'Fair Trade, Not Free Trade!' ( A Labor Day ) ' What Now Cartoon'

The Labour Question.

'We can't hold a meeting tonight. Someone forgot to pay the light bill.'

"It now seems the problem with unions is not the people in them, but the people who aren't. "

'The union card does it every time.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

"I'm sure that he will become a perfect union functionary."

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money.

"Well, it seems that our union man is striking for an indefinite period."

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

Critical moment in life: UNIONS.

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'

WTO'd (white and blue collar).

'Bloody reds.'

Workers' Rights

"See? I'm not afraid of the big shots!"

Actors' Union: "Boy, I could really do without all this drama."

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

Bumper sticker: NO non-union chicks!

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."