Union Worker Gifts

'Will work for union scale.'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"I can help you guys form a union."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Are you kidding? I haven't seen any big bucks since I quit my union job.'

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

A picket line for the umpires union.

On Strike/Car Wash $5.00 - "Heck, we're out here anyway."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'It's a nice place most ways, but it takes forever to accumulate seniority!'

'Union rules dictate that superheroes must carry a flight attendant.'

'In an unexpected development today, the National Organization for Women merged with the Teamsters....'

Labor day has union written all over it!"

"What should I say this is about?"

Office radio restricted to Fox News: 'We workers are sure lucky having Fox and the GOP looking after us, and not the union!'

"It now seems the problem with unions is not the people in them, but the people who aren't. "

'So I asked him, 'what did she have that I didn't have?' and he said, 'The union.'

Video Games - Tomb Raider, Pension Raider

The elf union is picketing Santa's House - 'Christmas just isn't the same since the union stepped in!'

Infamous last words: 'We get the same pay and benefits,no way will I pat union dues!'...WILL WORK FOR FOOD.

Food stamps: 'The boss said we didn't need a union, he'd take care of our retirement.'

Protected Species v Endangered Species.

Obama Pipeline Decision: 'Maybe I should hold off deciding this until after the 2012 election...'

"Good boy...what do you want to tell us? Do you want to tell us that you're a union member?"

"Please, mind the gap!"

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

"If it weren't for union rules, I'd take a few of them before their time."

Non-Union Cat: Will Mouse For Mice.

Gov. Scott Walker requires government workers to pay more for pensions.

Strike sign painter on strike

Computer causes a strike.

'Will work for Union Scale.'

'Your father and I never joined the union. Don't you make that same mistake.'

'A union job!'

First day of winter, time to warm up and get hot to volunteer!