Union Jobs Gifts

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Time Out For Teddy

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Congratulations Strike Over!

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Someday

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Wildcats Strike.

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Labor-Management Non-Relations

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"What should I say this is about?"

"Listen up!!... new health care guidelines now cover pre-existing conditions... ...we're looking at layoffs people!"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Workers' Rights

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'