Union Activism Gifts

"It's all very well to argue the case for the unions but in the cold hard light of day I think it's fair to ask what have the unions ever done for us?"

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

To fill the budget gap, there will be teacher layoffs. You have the lowest seniority in the school.

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

Just Another Bully.

"I'm sure that he will become a perfect union functionary."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

It's a dogs life

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Kiss

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Someday

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Wildcats Strike.

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."