Union Activism Gifts

"It's all very well to argue the case for the unions but in the cold hard light of day I think it's fair to ask what have the unions ever done for us?"

To fill the budget gap, there will be teacher layoffs. You have the lowest seniority in the school.

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

Just Another Bully.

"I'm sure that he will become a perfect union functionary."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

It's a dogs life

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Kiss

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Wildcats Strike.

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .