Union Advocates Gifts

"It now seems the problem with unions is not the people in them, but the people who aren't. "

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

It's a dogs life

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Congratulations Strike Over!

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Kiss

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Someday

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Wage Slavery

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Labor-Management Non-Relations