Union Advocacy Gifts

'The boss said we didn't need a union- he'd take care of us...'

Labor day has union written all over it!"

Bowling Pin Strike

'I'm starting a union so we can have shorter flowers and more honey.'

We promise...

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

It's a dogs life

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

NDAs for non VIPs

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."