Union Advocacy Gifts

'The boss said we didn't need a union- he'd take care of us...'

Labor day has union written all over it!"

Bowling Pin Strike

'I'm starting a union so we can have shorter flowers and more honey.'

We promise...

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

It's a dogs life

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.