Union Activity Gifts

"We've joined the strike, go and hand in your bicycle cups."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

It's a dogs life

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Kiss

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Someday

Wildcats Strike.

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'I told you we should have unionized.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The struggle for a decent payment.