Union Work Gifts

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Wildcats Strike.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Labor-Management Non-Relations

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"What should I say this is about?"

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers