Unions Gifts

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

"You can't tell a cat what to do. They have a very strong Union"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'Are those magic beans?'

"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

Grim Reapers protesting against euthanasia Death Not Jobs

'We can't make hay while the sun shines if the union strikes while the iron is hot.'

'I don't remember when I've ever lost such a tough arbitration.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

"I don't need a union? If you don't mind, doctor, I'd like a second opinion!"

'We can't hold a meeting tonight. Someone forgot to pay the light bill.'

'You're not alone...plenty of other employers have union officials on paid leave for training!'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Where are you off to?

First day of winter, time to warm up and get hot to volunteer!

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Closing Laugh, Union Office.

'I don't care where your union sympathies lie...everyone here gets a plain mug.'

'What makes you think management is trying to manipulate our union rep?'

Wildcats Strike.

'You'd best get a move on if you don't want the entire network grinding to a halt'

Protesting Fast Food Workers.

"I paid the union dues for decades but my boss always treated me fair and with respect! I'm going to sue the company for damages!"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"It's going to be a tough four years."

Without a union...you're sunk.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Together we have a voice. . . join your union today.

"I don't like it either, but the new contract requires a union driver."

"This is heaven! We're unionized and no dues to pay!"