Labor Union Gifts

'Think of Heaven and Hell as union and non-union...'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Time Out For Teddy

Jack in the box on strike.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Wildcats Strike.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Nothing to Lose

Labor-Management Non-Relations

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

"What should I say this is about?"

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The servers are on strike.'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"