Union Laborer Gifts

'Think of Heaven and Hell as union and non-union...'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Labor-Management Non-Relations

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

"What should I say this is about?"

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Workers' Rights

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

Writer's Strike

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'The servers are on strike.'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'